Hehe

One day, long, long ago. There lived a woman who didn't nag, whine, and b!tch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day....

Hehe

Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I'm coming to live with you”.
Mom said, “Nahin beti nahin (no dear no), he must pay for his mistake....... I am coming to stay with you”.

Haha

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school'? Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?" Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments, Robot slapped Kyle on his face. Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen". "Shame on you son, when I was your age.. I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot. Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!" The robot slaps the mom.

"all men are dogs"-manoj

So the only reason I put 'manoj' there is cause I'm always politically correct and wouldn't say something like 'all men are dogs' even though I know they are :p

[In case you are wondering why 'Manoj' and no one else is because he openly admits it to being the truth lol. And how & when that happens is very funny and worthy of a whole post when I am in the mood]

Anyway I came across a joke which I liked and thought the title was fitting.

Friendship among women:
A woman doesn't come home at night.
The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friends' house.
The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know about it.

Friendship among men:
A man doesn't come home at night.
The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friends' house.
The woman calls her husbands' 10 best friends. 8 of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.