Quote (from I don't know where)

"Everything (animate and inanimate) has an Inception, Maintenance (Growth) and a Dissolution. It's just a matter of time."

Haha

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school'? Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?" Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments, Robot slapped Kyle on his face. Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen". "Shame on you son, when I was your age.. I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot. Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!" The robot slaps the mom.

Social Media Revolution

Posted this on my other blog but it's generic enough and interesting enough for anyone to watch.

[Not sure the stats are a 100% accurate but even if they are off by a bit, the message is clear enough and that won't change significantly if the numbers do]

Funny sometimes...

I said 'I think th' and everyone started laughing (if you don't get it, it's a joke cause people laugh at the idea of me thinking)

I don't have a very good sense of humour - meaning I don't understand most things unless they are direct - I remember never understanding Seinfeld when dad use to watch. But once in a while I can be funny too and those moments are so fantastic. They seem so glorious.

Humour is very important because laughing is very important. I somehow don't like comedy shows on TV. Most people can't get over the fact that I don't really like Friends (I don't dislike the show - I enjoy it if it's on but it's not something I would die to watch or fight over the remote for etc). I also can't bear David Dhawan type comedies. Some how physical humour seems to work best with me (like when people are falling down or hurting themselves by being clumsy etc).

Wow this is becoming a boring post. I think I was just trying to see that this blog doesn't become a one liner blog too but no point in posting useless stuff just for the heck of it. Ya ya I'm stopping the typing. So uselessly random...it's terrible. Okay done no more after this. I swear :P

Jogi Mahi

Song has been looping on my player all day :) didn't like it this much when the movie came out but totally loving it.

Enjoy.

Not just 2...but 4.

Indians are obsessed with 4 things - Cricket, Bollywood, Food and Marriage.

DDMMYY - 07/08/09 :D

It's a 'special' day today :D

Why is everyone wanting to be a Search Engine?...

Well first the Rediff re-design of the home page (idiotic move I think cause they are a PORTAL) and then Twitter redesign.

I mean the Rediff redesign is also illogical from the revenue point of view I would think. They will never surpass Google in India (unless Google messes up big time) and I refuse to believe they will make more money via search than they do with display advertising. Maybe they wanted to de-clutter because decluttering is the 'in thing'. But I still think it wasn't wise.

In case of Twitter moving more towards search makes a lot of sense cause for most recent updates about an event (especially limited to a smaller location geographically) Twitter gives the best results because real people who are in or around the event are telling you what is happening but I don't see how it might help them increase more users being more active (in terms of posting more).

Indian Innovators

Totally floored by this video. Goes to show how someone if they are determined enough can get over come their problems/difficulties.

Hehe totally love the old guy - especially if that was his own style of telling his story.

Caaanndddyyyy Mountainnnn Charrrlliiieeee

I found this funny (though you might not) but what's interesting is that something as 'silly and simple' as this has got so many views :D