Some more funny stuff

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument....




If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don't get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don't eat enough, my parents complain.
If I'm always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CANT WIN :|





A man asked a fairy to make him irresistible & desirable to ALL women....
She turned him into a credit card!!! ;)

Hehe - Johny Johny

 Johny Johny..........Yes Papa
Pvt Company..........Yes Papa
Any Motivation.......No Papa
Many Tension.........Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well......No Papa
Boss Ki Galiyan......Yes Papa
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Any Increment......
Ha ha ha :)

Hehe - Steve and Bill

Totally loved this so am sharing it everywhere I can ;)

Be Smart by thinking others are Smart.

The mistake a lot of people make often is that they assume other people don't have a basic level of intelligence.

Don't be a fool. Assume people around you HAVE basic intelligence.


[I've uploaded a lot of these as Facebook updates so just replicating them here. For the few people who would be on FB and following this blog - apologies for the repetition]

Trust

Some things are very important in life and I find that one of those important things that people really lack, which they really really need is Trust.

Copying

There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
......We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.

Hehe

One day, long, long ago. There lived a woman who didn't nag, whine, and b!tch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day....

Not mismatching

You are good at jobs that match your personality.

Criticism

The less open you are to criticism, the less you will learn in life.

2011

Happy New Year :)

Haha

A small kid wrote to Santa Claus - 'Send me a brother'. 


Santa wrote back - 'Send me your mother'.


Happy New Year ;) Have a fun-filled 2011.

Awesome quote

“One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.”
 Erich Fromm

Earning money is hard work.

I don't want to earn lots of money. I want to HAVE lots of money.

The Cheapmunks

The Cheapmunks - Say My Name & Humdum Suniyo Re

{This is the beauty about Music (and things like it) - it transcends nationality, community, religion, language and everything else}





Mehak Taherani and Suhana Baloch both have great vocals. Can't wait to hear more of their music.What's totally brilliant about this song is not only how nicely the 2 songs get fused but also the song has such an Eastern feel to it.

The popularity of The Cheapmunks is growing everyday thanks to YouTube. Even though they are from Pakistan, their music has true potential to be liked Globally.

A lot of Pakistani singers and musicians are very popular in India. I think The Cheapmunks will join that list.

Quote

“I do not have superior intelligence or faultless looks. I do not captivate a room or run a mile under six minutes. I only succeeded because I was still working after everyone else went to sleep.”--Greg Evans

:)

"Yahaan ration par bhaashan sab karte hain, par bhaashan par koi ration nahin"

Hehe

Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I'm coming to live with you”.
Mom said, “Nahin beti nahin (no dear no), he must pay for his mistake....... I am coming to stay with you”.

That's how is goes...

From

Bad Romance (I soooo don't get the video - Lady Gaga is just weird)



To

Na Bole Tum

Not speechless but nothing to say

I want to write (miss blogging) but I can't think of what to say.

Currently on my Playlist

Totallyyyy love the 1st minute of this song. Hot by Inna



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