Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Haha

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied.
Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school'?
Dad, we had extra classes today,
Robot slapped Kyle on his face.
Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments,
Robot slapped Kyle on his face.

Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age..
I never watched obscene movies
or misbehaved"
Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot.

Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband,
"After all, he's your son!"


The robot slaps the mom.

9 comments:

Hiren said...

strange .... today only, i got this joke in a fwd from 2 other friends ... have read this 3 times in the same day from 3 different sources :)

Deepali said...

That IS strange...haha maybe there is a hidden message in there for you somewhere :P

Hiren said...

yea ... and the message is never buy such a robot :)

Tall Guy said...

That was a good one.

Sach ka samna being played at home.

Deepali said...

@ Hiren - hehe probably - I can't imagine anyone wanting such a robot.

@ Survivor - Lol the subject line of the email was 'Sach ka saamna' :)

Anonymous said...

Lol :)

Pri said...

lol!! maybe karan johar should get one of those for his talk show instead of that stupid bell :p

Pri said...

better still they should have it for 'sach ka saamna'..would race their TRP ratings but i guess they wud have a problem in roping the guests in ;)

Deepali said...

Haha a robot like that on Karan Johars show would be hilarious. I mean the bell he rings but imagine actually knowing whether the celeb was lying or not and better still watching them get slapped. Lol it would be hilarious.