Monday, July 30, 2007

"all men are dogs"-manoj

So the only reason I put 'manoj' there is cause I'm always politically correct and wouldn't say something like 'all men are dogs' even though I know they are :p

[In case you are wondering why 'Manoj' and no one else is because he openly admits it to being the truth lol. And how & when that happens is very funny and worthy of a whole post when I am in the mood]

Anyway I came across a joke which I liked and thought the title was fitting.

Friendship among women:
A woman doesn't come home at night.
The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friends' house.
The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know about it.

Friendship among men:
A man doesn't come home at night.
The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friends' house.
The woman calls her husbands' 10 best friends. 8 of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

hey baby jee lene de is pal ko - kal ki sochenge kal ko....

Well don't know how much I follow the whole 'Live for today - worry about tomorrow, tomorrow'.

When I was younger everyone thought I was too serious. Of course I never thought the same. I thought that everyone else was too carefree.

Over the years I don't think I have lost my seriousness though it does seem that way. I think it's the whole 'shit happens, I'll deal with it cause I have to' funda. It's not a mantra for my life obviously because if you can prevent mess ups and uncomfortable situations, then you must. But I have realised that there are things beyond my control.

The funny thing though is that I am not angry at the world anymore. When I was younger, I use to get very upset about issues like the environment, population, unemployment, etc. Now I don't really bother. I don't like this 'who cares' attitude much but I do find myself more at peace. I know in the long run, we are ruining our world because of this 'It's not my problem' attitude but I am just too content at the moment....

Friday, July 20, 2007

61.75%

Yup I passed my MCom Part I exams.

No I am not shocked even though you are.

No I am not giving a party because 62% isn't great.

Yes I do realise that 62% for 2 weeks of non-serious studying is very good but it is still not enough.

No I am not a Post Grad yet and there isn't anything like 1/2 a Post Grad.

Yes I am planning to do Part II.

No I will not study seriously this time around either even though I know I should.

Yes I will post my results of Part II, (if I give my exams), even if I fail.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

http://deepalisphotoblog.blogspot.com/

Nothing like a little self promotion.

So a few pictures I totally love. A few are okay okay. A few I haven't even thought of making public.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

what a wonderful country we live in...

Cops here are not only corrupt and involved in some of the biggest scams but are also molesters and rapists.

Our army men are also molesters and rapists but also fake killings to get medals.

Hospitals are no more a place to get well but a place to get raped.

We got an 8 year old serial killer. I think we out did the West on this one.

We have pedophile / rapist murderers who are also cannibalistic.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

whateva....

Fits every line eh?

Friday, July 06, 2007

tgif...

THANK GOD it's Friday...

Need I say more?

The week has been so hectic, stressful, unproductive...

Gotta love the idea of weekends.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Gaadi Nikalo

Totally loved the dialogue from Life in a Metro -

Mera ek dost hai - uske paas ek nayi gaadi hai jisse usne garage mein 5 saal rakha hai. Pucho kyon...pucho pucho....kyon woh bolta hai ki woh ussi din gaadi nikalega jis din raste ke saar signal green honge.

Konkana says - kya something hai...agar usne gadi nahi nikali toh usse kaise pata chalega ki light green hai ya nahi.

Irrfan Khan says - wohi to wahi toh - gaadi nikalo....